June 2009
37 posts
I should only ever drive at 6:30am. In related news, people should get the hell out of my way.
I need a secret second job with few responsibilities and very high salary.
I would not want to work at Rackspace right now.
I saw a Nissan Cube on the road today. It’s very different. Also, extraordinarily ugly.
Top Gear requires my full attention.
I am internet shopping for a new car. The essential question: “What would Steve McQueen do?”
In the office early, apparently for no reason.
I did not know that Bobby Womack did a cover of ‘California Dreaming.’ It’s worth it.
I would like to add this -> http://bit.ly/1tavVN to this -> http://bit.ly/QE44Y
Ross Lord, an international leader in acquiring gold bars and nines.
I’m accomplishing things today, just not the things I set out to accomplish.
Only the New York Times would run an article about the shocking street protest photographs coming out of Iran without any photographs.
I’ve been invited to join a secret cabal of assholes.
Winner of the Most Surprising Accent award: Dario Franchitti
I have successfully registered my the fb profile name ‘rosslord’. Ross Lord, an internationally recognized name in success.
Stopped by the italian store to stock up on anchovy filets.
It’s been a weird day from the very start.
I was late to work today due to ninja attack.
Chumps getting schooled. In related news, players getting played.
A lot of people are learning how subsidized mobile phone contracts work this week.
My entry in Niecewars 2k9 -> http://bit.ly/cSaLp
I heard an interesting new word this morning. It is not appropriate for this forum.
While you are sleeping, I am hustlin’
Late night, but I get to go home having made my life easier tomorrow (the essence of sysoppin’).
I would like a chair that can sit up straight, please.
Obama ruined my favorite burger spot in Arlington. Damn you, popular and likeable president! http://bit.ly/a5f4b
I went to the car wash this morning and got to wait behind the same idiot three times.
Watching David Carradine’s magnum opus, Death Race 2000
Going home. Still not sleeping, productivity was low. A wasted week.
I am currently video chatting with four people. We are all in the same room.
One of our HVAC contractors has “Bubba’s so hot!” written on his ladder.
I spent yesterday being a professional curmudgeon. Today I will be happy and light as air, so you motherfuckers don’t try to push me!
I have finally accepted the punishment Joel decreed for me, and I have chugged a warm Budweiser. It was as pleasant as it sounds.
I may have over-warmed my punishment beer.
Unexpected success mode.
What can save GM? the El Camino SS.
When your audience senses you trying to be clever and funny, you are not being clever or funny.